Lautrec, Anor Londo, and Conjecture.

So, here we are. Part two. The conclusion to the epic story.

The finale. 

The post where I finish what I started writing last night but then scheduled to post regardless of how finished it was because I needed to go to bed.

Lautrec the Embraced. The Firelink Shrine Murderer. That Gold Fucker. He's known by many names, but his involvement in the Dark Souls story is shrouded in mystery.

UNTIL NOW. 

I'm going to smash the doors off this gloomy corner of Dark Souls lore and fire a few truth arrows straight into the shield of unknowing. I'm going to raise my blade of insight above me, then cleave the stone of confusion that has cast a shadow over this land clean in twain.

Or, more likely, jabber on for a bit before saying "I don't know. Maybe it was aliens or something."

Lautrec, Anor Londo, and Questions.

Alright, I'm a little bit obsessed with Lautrec.

To be precise, I'm interested in a few things about what Lautrec is doing in Anor Londo, how he got there, and who he's with. I don't want to kiss him or anything.

In case you don't know, if you don't deal with (by which I mean brutally murder, of course) Lautrec before ringing both bells, he stabs Anastasia of Firelink right up then pisses off with her soul (thus extinguishing the bonfire) like the giant golden bellend that he is.

You'll find him in Anor Londo, just before you go to get turned into fine paste by Ornstein and Smough over and over and over and over again for hours - but there are an awful lot of questions that need answering about that.

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I am a shite, I know. I've not updated this squalid little corner of the internet in too long and I've made Dylan cry as a result.

Dylan, this is for you.

Since my last update on here, I've really very nearly almost completed Dark Souls. I've collected all four Lord Souls, opened the Kiln of the first flame, and collected bloody loads of Titanite chunks in all different colours - which may well give you an idea of the brick wall my character is currently running in to time and time (and time and time and time) again.

So, what follows is a quick chat about between Anor Londo and what you're supposed to do after Anor Londo - please remember that it's written in a way that reflects my thoughts at the time, and isn't necessarily representative of my thoughts now.